I Hate BitBit
Posted on October 31, 2007 - Filed Under BitBit |
Damn him. Hate him for pulling Houdini’s act on me. It was about an hour ago… the little fellow tried to be funny. I got home from work and was too lazy to go out to have my dinner. Decided to cook instant noodles instead and finish it while watching Criminal Minds. Half way through I realised the BitBit was not in sight. He usually follows me up to the room and sit quietly with his big black eyes gazing at me lovingly curiously.
So I went downstairs to discover that the door was ajar and the gate was wide open. Took a peek at his favourite resting spot, and he wasn’t there. Under the couch, negative. Ran back upstairs… checked the toilets, closet, no, behind the tv, no, on the shelf, no… DAMN!!! SHIT!!! Where the hell could he be? My imagination started to whirl, my heart started playing to punk rock tempos and sweat starts to moisten my crimson tshirt. Puffin would slaughter me alive if I lost BitBit. No time to think of the torture she would unleash upon my battered frame. I need to find BitBit and fast.
Dashed out through the front gate, walking hastily and mindlessly. Heard the dogs barking wildly… shit, am I too late? Cats are a nuisance in my area and that’s not a comforting thought. BitBit has his encounter once and it left him limping for a week and the claw marks are still visible on his ear. God damn it… where is he?
Then my housemate (culprit, he left the door open) pointed to me in the distance, a form somewhat resembled BitBit. Upon closer inspection it is him. So I ran over to him but the little guy tried to escape from my clutches for he was still enjoying his new found freedom. He had also attracted the attention of some guys who was already coming out of the house to look at him. Luckily he stopped and I scooped him up pronto, said thank you to the guys watching and walked hastily home while reprimanding BitBit on his act. Hate BitBit for that stupid stunt. He could have died. And I would be so sad.
He is looking at me with his lovely black eyes again. Nah, I can’t be angry at him for long. He is after all our BitBit.
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